Keep them coming...

Sometimes I'm pretty sure that Jack is the funniest person I know: While discussing the fact that Gracie is small (and that he should be careful around her) the following conversation occurred. Me: Are you big? Jack: No... I can't reach anything. While sitting on my lap: Jack: ouch mommy... you shave? Me: Um, yes... but not lately... We took Jack to church. It's been quite a while since he'd been there. We were walking through the church and... Jack: Dat Jesus? Mommy? Me: Yes, that is Jesus (feeling very proud). Jack: I have Him at home. Me: Yes, we do... This one's my favorite. I was drying off from my shower and he woke up and came in the bathroom. He talks a lot in the morning and was going on about many things and asking lots of questions. This one caught me by surprise. Jack: Mommy? Your penis broke? Me: Um... no, I never had one. Oh my... you're only TWO! I am nowhere near being ready to discuss the birds and the bees.